Mouth-Watering Rich Gravy

When did eating cans of Alpo dog food become the new physical fitness trend? Because that's what the men's bathrooms at the three different 24Hour Fitness gyms I go to smell like--wet, shitty dog food.

Have you ever taken a whiff of a can of that slop? Nothing but ears and tails floating in brown soup.

Most of the time the smell doesn't permeate the locker room. It usually stays contained to the toilet area, but not tonight. That revolting stench hit my nose the moment I set foot in the locker room.

The worst part is that the bathrooms don't have any vents to air the stink to the outside, and the management doesn't use air freshener to cover up the repugnant odor.

All I can say is that I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.