Saturday, June 9, 2007

"Oh no she di'n't!"

It's not often that I can talk about what goes on in the women's bathroom, except for when I'm in a Starbucks, or a gas station and I can't wait for the men's room to clear out and I have to go. Did you male readers know they get special chairs or couches to sit on when they have their cramps?

On Thursday, when I stepped out of the men's room, I saw a large black woman coming out of the door of the women's room gabbing on her cell phone coming out the door. Now she was one of those large black women who just by looking at her you can tell she doesn't take crap from nobody. Kind of like the Pinesol lady.

I don't know who she was talking to or what she was talking about, but the conservation definitely started in the can. Most likely when she was sitting on the toilet. What a lovely picture.

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