Restroom Stalker

Long time since a post. No excuses, just a new story. I went to the bathroom at work today, and when I came out, there was someone from Marketing waiting for me! This guy saw me go into the bathroom, and rather than come back and catch me at a later time, he, like the pest that he is, stood outside the door to intercept me. Creepy!!!! He's not a homo, he's just a pest.

He calls me at my workstation the moment I sit down in the morning, and pesters me all day long wanting to know if I have all the information I need to do my work. On the surface, that sounds very conscientious, but in reality, he's only asking because he knows he gives fragmented instructions and, being at the company for only four months, doesn't have any of the answers I need. When I ask him for something I need, he'll recap the whole project from the beginning, right up to the point of where I need the information, then ask, "So, do you feel comfortable? Do you have everything you need?"

"Uh, no. I need what I just asked for."

Pest!